Be a star-screwer!– Gregory Corso
Breast Milk Ice Cream? →
A taste (of the article): “To Ben & Jerry’s, the idea is udderly ridiculous.” Yeah, they went there.
A Harvard Medical School study found that one hour of physical exercise can add...– CNN Quiz
Obama Effigy Hung on Oregon Campus →
Are you kidding me? Now who wants to be the first to raise their hand and say we’re past stuff lke this? Le sigh.
Check that you're registered to vote, with all the... →
I’ve spent my post-grad break pretty much focusing on how intimidated I am by my own lofty goals. Following the problems of the economy doesn’t help— this is stuff I never used to factor in my decisions. And I realize— I just need to do what I need to do. If that means it’s harder for me than it would’ve been a decade ago, oh well. It is what it is. I’ve...
It’s not about the ‘what-if’ it’s about what is.– Robert Wagner
Don't get it twisted!
I KNEW IT! I don’t eat Chex-Mix too often anymore, but last time I did, I noticed there was a lack of pretzels. Apparently, General Mills did downsize the number of pretzels— in order to cut costs. Thank you, Mental Floss, ever the source of relatively useless information. I wish they’d make less of those waffle thingies… the actual Chex. They should take a cue from the...
Random Fact Generator
I practically got carpal tunnel syndrome from Mental Floss’s Random Fact Generator. Some of them suck, so I hope my rating of 1 star will kick out the bad eggs. “Pepsi-Cola” is an anagram for “Episcopal,” which some believe the drink is named after. But then again, “Britney Spears” is an anagram for “Presbyterians” so we’re inclined to...
Suffering from some arrested development
… literally. S/S: What I care about at the moment is rather infantile. But I guess it’s okay to be immature sometimes.
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of...– P.J. O’Rourke (via 52books)
LMAO. (Also, new Apple philosophy.)
I think I almost tricked my dad into getting me the new iPod nano. Sorta. Haha… Excuse my materialism. But after I get hired, the first paycheck that doesn’t need to go to Sallie Mae, living expenses, apps/classes, savings and a donation… may go to one of those. Also, I have decided to adopt Apple’s philosophy of self-obsoletion, minus the “corporate” part....
It's Morphin' Time!
I think I’m devolving. I’m part scared, part indifferent, and part content with it. Maybe I’m just morphing. Like the mighty morphin’ power rangers… Triceratops! Saber-tooth tiger! Tyrannosaurus! I love tangents. Expansion later.
Drudge Report: RNC was most watched convention.... →
Thus “beating a standard set by the Democrats” the week earlier. I feel the Dems are losing steam… but then, the RNC balloons have barely deflated. More light will be shed on what the true standings are after the debates. Eeep. I just want to know the outcome already.
I poop on you.– Anderson Cooper to Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog-Puppet thingy
Time to 'fess up
I think it’s funny that my dad and I both claim to be “Independent” voters. But he’s quite conservative, and I don’t know the last time he didn’t vote for a Republican (although I think he tends to go for incumbents if they’re doing a good job). And I’m pretty liberal, rarely straying from a Democrat since I’ve been allowed to vote… I...
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist →
Michael Cera needs to play a different character than this… but looks like the kind of movie I would’ve really liked as a teen. (Wow, I can’t believe I had to say “as a teen.”)