"Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match!"
(Student lingers awkwardly after class)
Me: Do you need something?
Student: Teacher, do you like blind dating?
Me: Blind dating?! Uh, not really, why do you ask?
Student: My hagwon teacher is American! Like you! His name is Daniel... you go blind dating?
Me: No, that's okay! But thank you, I'll see you next week!
Student (looking forlorn): Okay, teacher. Goodbye.
Daniel from the U.S., if you're out there-- there's an 11/12-year-old kid pimping you out.
Need a thick chick though, so it’s black and yellow, black and yellow. /...– Stuck in my head… brought to you by the famed writer of “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” and Toofer’s lines. Also 1/2 of Troy y Abed. [Edit: I decided to put up the complete line from “Freaks and Geeks”, the snippet is weird on its own.]